I know I have always thought 9 months to prepare for a baby is perfect – why do people whine? But now it is happening to me – I TOTALLY get it!
Not only do you want to meet your little bundle you also want to feel more like yourself. Get back to things you used to love & enjoy that you can’t do so well any more.
I can honestly say at 38 weeks up the duff I’ve had enough.
Im done with getting bigger, having 2 asses instead of one, my vagina is as wide as the Thames,the only thing I can be glad of is I don’t have piles the size of the frigging titanic.
No cheeky glass of wine, no gym & the biggest thing I miss – SEX!
Anyone else looking forward to a nice glass of rose, getting your boobs out which isn’t for breastfeeding and getting humped 6 ways from Tuesday???
I for one can’t wait to walk like John Wayne and I ain’t talking about after the birth.
Just saying. . .