Exploring body parts – cheeto to the butt crack!

Why, I ask, WHY has the saying curiosity killed the child not become a saying? My baby is on fireeeee, into everythig physically possible, he sticks things in places, on top of things, hides things, presses buttons, pulls everything out of everywhere ¬†– most of the time it is hilarious. Unless he isn’t sleeping and…

Mummy Guilt … Time to make decisions

Bumps grow into newborns. Newborns grow into babies. Babies grow into toddlers. And toddlers are exhausting. ūüėČ I work two jobs, from home, although that doesn’t make it feel easier as many seem to think it does. Baby wakes up, has one nap and I work from 9am until 7pm whilst running around after my…

Yoghurt in my hair …. Maybe I should care

You know those mornings where life runs away with itself and before you know it it is nap time and time to work? Yeah I have had that month!¬†Since Christmas / New Years I have not been able to pull my routine together. I was at the local supermarket the other day, I figured I…

I dream of THAT body…But my son stole my body

My whole pregnancy, I was all my body will bounce back. I will run, I will work out, I will eat healthily. And while that all is true I do, it still takes longer than expected. But that is okay & I will tell you why. My son stole my body.¬† Ok, he isn’t a…

Out of the seven dwarves I definitely aren’t bashful!

I often get asked the question “Aren’t you shy when you have to breastfeed and you are out and about?” And in the beginning, yes, yes I was! But as my¬†breastfeeding journey has unfolds & I overcome the many challenges it brings I realise bashful isn’t an emotion I can afford, it isn’t even an…

I’m a mum can I also fit in life & trying to get fit? #Overwhelmed

I spent pregnancy looking at alot of celebs who had children and were strutting around with their newborns in lovely clean outfits (mother and child ūüėČ ) windswept hair and back in shape, hearing about them attending this meeting and doing this appearance. Work, looking good and a new born can’t be that hard then?…

Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Mammary. Hooters. Milksacks. Lady Pillows. Jubblies. Knockers. Puppies. Bust. Rack. The Twins. Jugs. Bazookas. Bazongas. Chesticles.

Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Mammary. Hooters.¬†Milksacks.¬†Lady Pillows. Jubblies. Knockers. Puppies. Bust. Rack. The Twins. Jugs.¬†Bazookas.¬†Bazongas.¬†Chesticles. Us ladies have spent the last nine months learning about pregnancy and about newborns. What they need, what is best, how to cope, how to soothe, how to keep them safe – it really has been a journey of learning an…