Young mums know nothing #KeyboardWarriorsKnowBest

I’m scrolling through Facebook … And I see this absolutely beautiful video posted by Fatherly of a video of a second per day of his babies first year. It was amazing. As per usual, the keyboard warriors came out to play and wow did they get my back up. Some lady commented on how beautiful…

Exploring body parts – cheeto to the butt crack!

Why, I ask, WHY has the saying curiosity killed the child not become a saying? My baby is on fireeeee, into everythig physically possible, he sticks things in places, on top of things, hides things, presses buttons, pulls everything out of everywhere ¬†– most of the time it is hilarious. Unless he isn’t sleeping and…

Just Jugglin’

You have probably read my previous post where I explained I was finding it hard, well that hasn’t changed & if I am honest, I don’t think it ever will after all they say parenting is the hardest job. But I gave myself a talking to and this is how I feel. It is so…

I’m finding it hard.

My son is five months old. He is teething. He constantly demands¬†Mummy snuggles. My work is demanding. My company is growing. They are constantly demanding more work. My days are spent juggling a spitty baby while programming new websites. How am I meant to find time to go to the gym? Get my hair done?…

So it has been a while… #TimeStealin’

You know, I never understood people that said “there isn’t enough time in the day” … now I do. I always used to have time, even when working 2 jobs or 16 hour days. So how is it that a tiny baby manages to steal away all of those minutes? Not that those minutes aren’t…

Update: I am a sex goddess!

I needed that intimacy. I have craved it continuously for what feels like forever. I love my partner so much, I just had to do something. But you know when it is on your mind and sometimes it just makes it worse? Yeah that was happening a lot! So we fed Dominic at 5am (woohoo…

Sex & post partum – bring back the intimacy!

As some of you may have read on one of my last posts of pregnancy one of the things I was most looking forward to was “looking forward to a nice glass of rose,¬†¬†getting your boobs¬†out which isn’t for breastfeeding and getting humped 6 ways from Tuesday???” It isn’t like we weren’t having sex –…

Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Mammary. Hooters. Milksacks. Lady Pillows. Jubblies. Knockers. Puppies. Bust. Rack. The Twins. Jugs. Bazookas. Bazongas. Chesticles.

Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Mammary. Hooters.¬†Milksacks.¬†Lady Pillows. Jubblies. Knockers. Puppies. Bust. Rack. The Twins. Jugs.¬†Bazookas.¬†Bazongas.¬†Chesticles. Us ladies have spent the last nine months learning about pregnancy and about newborns. What they need, what is best, how to cope, how to soothe, how to keep them safe – it really has been a journey of learning an…